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Body Swap Karkat x Reader
"So that's what happens..."
      Wanna know what's going on? Then I'll tell ya. You, being the epitome of curiosity, button mashed the ectomachine and managed to swap bodies with the fuming Cancer troll who just so happened to walk in the room at that EXACT MOMENT.
       Anyway, you gave yourself a once over, paying special attention to the ass horns. You had always wanted to find out their particular function. You'd always assumed they were for mating purposes and when you rubbed one, well, let's just say suspicion's been confirmed.
       Karkat, who's been lamenting over this predicament, didn't notice your inspection until it was too late. He didn't even have time to shout before you lifted his (your?) shirt. The mutant blood couldn't believe it. You were CHECKING HIM OUT! Honestly he didn't know whether to be embarrassed or fla-OH HELL NO.
       You were extremely fascinated by the troll anatomy so of course you were gonna see
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~~OMG You guys, I'm so sorry. I haven't been writing this story at ALL, and instead started like, 4-5 Homestuck fanfics(That I'm not going to post because I suck at writing) I am so sorry DX~~

~~GuYs, It FiNaLlY hApPeNeD, I bOaRdEd ThE hOmEsTuCk ShIp! TaVrOs, ErIdAn, AnD gAmZeE aRe My FaVoRiTeS~~

~~~Yes, I am fully awware that no one actually cares~~~

"Sooo... _____, Truth.. or Dare?"
I death-glared the perverted gaming demon to my left on the couch. He simply smiled back at me, still awaiting my answer.
Me: Are you stupid?? I'm not playing this, especially with you two.
Smexy and BEN both received the Stare of Death from me before I returned to playing (Fvideogame) on the HD flat screen above the fireplace mantle.
Ben: Wow, you're pretty far in the game. Be a shame if something..... happened to it.....
Drawing back my arm with the controller in hand to hit the pasta, I said through clenched teeth,
Me: You wouldn't dare..
It took me DAYS to get to this level, I swear if he even lays a FINGER(on my butterfinger XD) on the controller, I WILL rip his arm off.
Ben: Play with us, and I won't touch your game. Choose wisely~
Jeff, BEN, E. Jack, L. Jack, Slendy and Smexy stared at me, even though the choice was obvious. With my arm still drew back, I slowly lowered it and sighed in defeat.
Me: Fine.

We gathered on the large, ornate rug next to the fireplace except Slendy and Smexy, they leaned against the wall.
Slendy: I can't believe I'm taking place in such childish affairs.
Me: Then why're you here?
Slendy: *Sigh* I'm bored.
Me: The rest of you bored?
They all muttered "Yeah" in unison. Ben just shrugged.
BEN: I just wanted to spend time with you guys.
A roar of laughter arose in the room, even BEN started laughing.
Me: *Laughing too hard to speak correctly* Good one!
BEN: Anyways, let the game begin! ____, Truth or Dare?
Me: No, me first since you dragged me in to this. BEN, Truth or Dare?
BEN: Dare~
Me: Ooooh, you shouldn't have done that. I dare you to...

  • Listening to: Trashed and Scattered- Avendged Sevenfold
  • Reading: This cx
  • Watching: My keyboard
  • Playing: Music
  • Eating: Air
  • Drinking: Air


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Immah pretty laid back person. Jus' a simple summary about me:
I like:
Hollywood Undead<3, BOTDF, creepypastas, Invader ZIM, tacos, drawing, writing, Uberhaxornova, Sp00n, Kootra, Tobuscus, Pewds, Danisnotonfire, Skillet, Avenged Sevenfold, My Darkest Days, Homestuck, did I mention Hollywood Undead~??

I dislike:
Yaoi pairings(I have nothing against gays/lesbians/bi's. HOMESTUCK IS AN EXCEPTION ((I know, I'm such a hypocrite DX)) Justin Bieber, One Direction, people who don't know the difference between YOUR and YOU'RE, and a buttload of other stuff.
You can try to piss me off all you'd like, but I'm hard to crack ;o)


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XkilljeffthekillerX Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2014
Cool! Another Bro!!!! October 13 is Creepypasta day! Draw the Operator Symbol on the palm/back of your hand, to signify you love Creepypasta!!!
BeCrew Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Hey! could you help me in HU contest?…  If you would support me and my art please click 'like" on Hollywood Undead Fan Club Poland, the highest number of likes wins. Thanks! To feel save I need over 500.
SnuWolf Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Is it because of the lemon? It's because of the lemon isn't it? God damn it. I appreciate the watch, really, but god damn it.
Gettin' watchers left and right because of that thing, and the worst part is that I don't even regret it.
God damn it
rockinemogirl Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
thanks for the watch:)
kittehclawz Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
No problem ^-^
Ly-Bi Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist
thanks for the fave! :dance:
shinshiphen Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Heyo hello and welcome!
Welcome to :iconmatureponies:
We hope you enjoy being part of our group!
kittehclawz Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
currently writing a story named "The Unknown Apocalypse"
might post it MIGHT itz about a girl and a boy been best friends since they were 2, girl becomes very ill, she finds out her ansestors were the daughters of raiju, a lightning demon, she doesnt tell him he think SHES dying but shes just transforming
charaters names r; alyxis, zanye, anita, and i havent figured out the other charaters names yet. so yeah :icondancinggirplz: :iconyayzplz: :iconmeowscrollplz: :iconevilgrinplz:
kittehclawz Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
kittehclawz Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
i hate mi toshiba :iconihateitplz:
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